Well hello there, furry friends and human leash-holders! It’s me, Patches!

Today I’m going to tell you all about our big, epic adventure to a super weird and awesome place called the Badlands.

First off, let me clear something up. I thought we were walking...

We’ve officially returned to Mont du Lac Resort! Now, if you look at a map, it says we are in Superior, Wisconsin, but if you ask the locals or cross the river, you're essentially in Duluth, Minnesota.

This is our second year staying here, and I...

Security Log Date: July 4, 2026

Status: High-Alert Perimeter Secured

After a nice, short drive, we pulled into Oakdale, Wisconsin. Word of advice: don't blink while driving down the highway, or you’ll miss the whole town entirely!

We are set...

Security Log Date: July 3, 2026

Status: Secured at Base Camp

We had a bit of operational drama out on the highway today. The "Dog House on Wheels" had a sudden issue with its actual wheels.

I overheard the humans talking about...

We made it to our second official stop on this summer trip! I overheard the humans talking while setting up the leveling jacks, and it sounds like we’re settling in here for about a week.

Our current deployment? Nashville Shores Water Park and Campground, right on...