Today, the humans packed us up for a tour of Nashville, Tennessee, and our very first destination was the Nashville Farmers Market.

Now, listen to me: I’ve been to my fair share of local produce stands and community markets over the years. I know what a...

We are officially on the road! The Florida basecamp is secure, and Patches completed her final security sweep before departure—you can check out her full report in the previous post for all the details on her 24-chicken audit.

The First-Day Rhythm

The first day out on a...

We officially rolled out at about noon on Friday.

Once Shadow came sprinting out to the yard with her breathless "intelligence report" about the missing food bucket, I knew the clock was ticking. The humans were finalized, the keys were rattling, and Shadow was already trying to claim the co-pilot...

I knew it. I told Patches days ago, but she was too busy tracking a lizard near the porch to listen to seasoned intelligence.

For the past seventy-two hours, the humans have been engaging in a very specific set of behaviors at our Florida base camp. Bags have been moving....